i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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