GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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