We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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