i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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