Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
These tits shall not be calmed
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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