Hey man sorry I got all grabby
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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