when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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