I want to walk on stilts...naked
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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