porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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