Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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