Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I believe in your delicious
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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