we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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