So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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