And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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