Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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