dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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