who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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