the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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