You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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