ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
third nipple confirmed
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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