just come out here and I will go home with you...
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm at about main and main street
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
