he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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