I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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