Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
a search helicopter?!
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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