dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Randomize
