i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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