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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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