Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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