She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just invented taco cereal.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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