Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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