Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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