Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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