Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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