I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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