She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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