its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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