He is an equal opportunity slut.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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