That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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