I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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