The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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