I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I have already put on my inside pants.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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