She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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