Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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