YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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