Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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