Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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