is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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