windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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