I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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