Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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