Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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