Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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